1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:03,000 TIM: I need to snap the band. 2 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:04,900 Remind myself that this is real. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,667 Morning, Mark. 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,800 ABBY: It's a man, he's trapped in here. 5 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:11,733 JESS: If you 6 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:15,300 want to be with me, then we have to tell Finn. 7 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,367 -You are to become an agent of Satan. -(GASPING) 8 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,900 (SPEAKING LATIN) 9 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:21,967 I've got the power to fuck 10 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:24,167 powers out of people. 11 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,200 -EMMA: I cause accidents. -(GASPING) 12 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:27,733 Your mate said you'd take my power. 13 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:29,333 -ABBY: Use your power, Alex. -(GASPING) 14 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:31,133 Be a super hero. 15 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,633 -You're Alex, aren't you? -Mmm-hmm. 16 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:01,833 SARAH: I need you to take my power. 17 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:05,167 Is that right? And what power might that be? 18 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,833 I've got hypnotic tits. 19 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:14,367 Can we just get this over with? 20 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:18,700 (GASPING) 21 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:35,467 Was that it? Did it work? 22 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,400 Yeah, yeah. I guess it did. 23 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:44,567 (CHUCKLES) 24 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,433 Erm, I didn't get your name. 25 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:47,833 That's because I didn't give it to you. 26 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,667 Well, er, do you want to stay for a drink? 27 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,700 I know you're supposed to have a drink before you shag, but er... 28 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:55,533 Or, can I just get your number, because then, 29 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:56,800 I thought would be nice if we could... 30 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:58,800 If we could see each other again... 31 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,133 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 32 00:02:15,433 --> 00:02:19,067 The people churning 33 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:22,400 The price is what? 34 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:40,733 This place is heaven 35 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:44,300 They're saying what? 36 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,533 Everyone. 37 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,367 We've got an announcement to make. 38 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:54,567 So, tomorrow's the one year anniversary of the storm, 39 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,567 thus it is my birthday. 40 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:58,700 And mine. I'm gonna be one. (CHUCKLES) 41 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,367 Well, that's just fucking weird. 42 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,367 Well, we're having a party here at the Community Centre 43 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,967 and you're all invited. 44 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,267 -Question. -Yes, there'll be a buffet. 45 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,967 I accept your invitation. 46 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,533 ABBY: So, it's gonna be like a normal 47 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:13,833 first birthday party, but instead of Pass the Parcel 48 00:03:13,967 --> 00:03:15,567 and little paper hats, 49 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,200 -there'll be vodka and drugs, and people fucking each other. -Ah! 50 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:20,967 ABBY: Mmm-hmm. 51 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:24,333 Er, Helen will be there. 52 00:03:24,467 --> 00:03:28,267 I just, I really want you to meet her, man. Please come. 53 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:32,133 Yeah, all right. I might pop down, have a sausage roll. 54 00:03:32,267 --> 00:03:35,067 You have got sausage rolls, haven't you? 55 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,500 Fuck's sake. 56 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,067 I'll get the sausage rolls. 57 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,333 Okay. God! 58 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,700 Hey. 59 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,600 Oh, yeah. 60 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:53,433 I, erm, I'm looking for a girl. 61 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,733 I think she might've been at your support group. 62 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:06,900 Finlay, my child. Please, I insist, 63 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,667 -anything you want. -(COINS JINGLING) 64 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:13,067 Anything up to the value of sixty whole English pennies, dude. 65 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:14,933 Now, may I suggest E7, 66 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:18,333 that is, the Bounty Bar? It truly is a tropical taste sensation. 67 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,800 Why are you being so nice to me? 68 00:04:19,933 --> 00:04:21,400 No rea... Dude, what the fu... (STAMMERS) 69 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:22,833 When did you get so cynical? 70 00:04:22,967 --> 00:04:25,067 Whatever happened to me, bright-eyed little sun-beam, 71 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,800 with his little hat full of hope there? 72 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:33,800 The reason is I'm going, I'm going out with Jess. 73 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:36,167 I've said it. 74 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:38,533 I'm sorry, man. 75 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,967 -You think that's funny? -Dude, I'm not joking, Finn. 76 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,267 We are. We're boyfriend and girlfriend, Finn. 77 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,967 We fuck and stuff, and spoon. We're shagging, spoon... We're fuck-spoons. 78 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:52,067 Did you really think I was gonna fall for that? 79 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,500 For fuck's sake. 80 00:04:53,633 --> 00:04:56,100 -Jess likes pretty boys. -Hmm. 81 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:58,767 Like me and Alex. 82 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,067 Just... You're not her type, mate, trust me. 83 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:04,100 Unbelievable. Unbe-friggin-fuck you, dude! 84 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,167 -(THUD) -Snack revoked. 85 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,833 You're gonna have to buy your own Bounty Bar, dickhead. (SCOFFS) 86 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:11,133 -I will. -Good. 87 00:05:13,267 --> 00:05:14,467 (CHUCKLES) 88 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,767 (DOOR OPENS) 89 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,200 (KEYS JINGLE) 90 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,467 What are you doing here? 91 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,967 -You forgot to say thank you. -For what? 92 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:36,167 For, erm, helping you out. 93 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:39,100 The way I see it, we both got what we wanted. 94 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:42,633 -I got rid of my power and you got an easy fuck. -(CLICKS TONGUE) 95 00:05:42,767 --> 00:05:44,667 Right. Okay, so that's... 96 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,300 That's what you think I'm about? 97 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,700 I just go around just 98 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:52,300 shagging anything that moves for the fun of it. 99 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:54,700 -I don't know what you're about. -(CHUCKLES) 100 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:57,900 Look, I... I have had sex with men. 101 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,333 Girls that were... 102 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:03,067 Oh, well, she was battered, covered in blood, and... 103 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:05,833 Look, all I'm trying to do is just help people. 104 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:08,067 Wow. You're all heart. 105 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,067 So you are just going to use me and walk away then? 106 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:12,667 -(SIGHS) -There's a party 107 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,433 at the Community Centre, tomorrow night. 108 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:17,200 Give me a chance. 109 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:22,067 I appreciate what you did for me, all right? Thank you. 110 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,600 If that's what you need to hear. 111 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:25,367 But I don't owe you anything. 112 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,500 Just leave me alone. 113 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,567 (CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY) 114 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:37,600 You are still coming, aren't you, to the party? 115 00:06:37,733 --> 00:06:39,233 I told you, mate. I'll be there. 116 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,300 Yeah, I know, but it's just, it's a bit of a big deal. 117 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:44,533 It's the first time you're all going to be in the same place at the same time. 118 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,300 You know, the, er... 119 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,533 The, er... 120 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,200 "The Jumper Posse." 121 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:51,900 Mate, that has got to be the worst fucking name 122 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,833 for a gang of superheroes I've ever heard. 123 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:55,700 We'll just... We'll work on it. 124 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,800 (DOOR OPENS) 125 00:07:02,933 --> 00:07:04,067 GREG: Wait. 126 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:08,267 (SIGHS) 127 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,067 (EXHALES) 128 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,833 (TUTTING) 129 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:17,900 Addiction is a weakness. 130 00:07:18,867 --> 00:07:20,233 And a weakness 131 00:07:20,367 --> 00:07:21,867 must be stamped upon. 132 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:28,867 Oh, no, it's... It's not all for me. It's my birthday. 133 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:30,367 -Oh? -We're having a party. 134 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,300 (LAUGHING) You're having a party? 135 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:34,300 -Yeah. -In my Community Centre? 136 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,733 Am I invited? 137 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:41,433 No. 138 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,200 No, you're right. 139 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:47,467 I mean, why would you want some miserable old cunt hanging around, 140 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,067 spoiling all your fun? 141 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:51,800 I mean, it's not as if we're friends. 142 00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:54,133 We're not fucking friends. 143 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:58,467 (SIGHS) Probation Worker? Are you saying you'd like to come to our party? 144 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:02,467 Would you like me to come to your party? 145 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,633 Yeah. 146 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:06,400 -What time's it start? -About 9:00. 147 00:08:06,533 --> 00:08:07,833 I'll see you about 9:00 then. 148 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,300 -DARK RUDY: You all right? -Here he is. 149 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:39,100 I wanted to talk to you just before everyone else gets here, that's all. 150 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,200 Yeah, before you start waffling on... 151 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:44,633 -I got you a present. -Have you? 152 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,767 -What is it? -Have a look. 153 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,233 (CHUCKLES) 154 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:53,300 Eh? 155 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,167 -It's a pill. -Yeah. 156 00:08:56,300 --> 00:09:00,300 Well, shit, man. Apparently me dealer doesn't do book tokens, so... 157 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:02,133 -Ta-da. -You know I don't do drugs. 158 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:04,767 Oh, yeah, shit. 159 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:06,567 There's no point in wasting that then, is there? 160 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,367 -Did you even get me a card? Did you get me anything? -No. 161 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,833 I didn't get you a birthday card, 162 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,067 because today isn't actually your real birthday, is it? 163 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:16,400 January the 7th, that is our birthday. 164 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,533 No, that's your birthday, isn't it? 165 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:22,867 Today. Today is my birthday. 166 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:26,633 There's... 167 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:30,067 I've been thinking about this a lot, and... 168 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,967 I think we need to split up. 169 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,233 Now we're spending more and more time apart. 170 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:40,400 You know, since I met Helen, 171 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:44,567 I feel more confident in myself, you know. I know what I want to be. 172 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:49,367 You know, I just... I hope we can still be friends 173 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,400 I just... 174 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,833 I do, and I need to stand on my own two feet now. 175 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:55,300 I need to... 176 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:59,067 I need to be me own person. 177 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,167 Check you. 178 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:06,267 Of course, of course, you do. Yeah. 179 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,133 -You'll be fine, won't you? You'll be all right. -Yeah. 180 00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:10,567 You'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine. 181 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:12,867 Happy birthday. 182 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:14,600 Eh? 183 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,133 Yeah. 184 00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:28,667 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 185 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:33,233 Is this it? 186 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,833 Maybe? 187 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,200 -At least you lot are here. -(SIGHS) 188 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:39,867 And Mark. 189 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,633 ALEX: Ah, well, it's all about Mark, isn't it? 190 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:45,133 'Cause he can really make or break a party, can't he? Mark? 191 00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:47,133 Fucking hell... Oh, my God! 192 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:49,733 What the fuck is he doing here, dude? 193 00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:51,933 Oh, yeah, I invited the probation worker. 194 00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:54,167 FINN: What? Why? Great! 195 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,533 Just when you think the party can't get any shitter. 196 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,467 Fuck it, I'm just gonna get this shit out of the way. 197 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,867 I got you all a present, actually, 198 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,167 because it's been one year since the storm. 199 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,133 Here are, dude. Here are, love. Finlay. 200 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,233 Abs. 201 00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,767 It's a pill. 202 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,833 And no, I didn't get a fucking gift receipt, 203 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:12,067 so happy anniversary, you dickheads. 204 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,067 What is wrong with you, Little Miss Sunshine? 205 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,233 (EXHALES) Nothing. Actually, I'm having a great time. 206 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:19,300 I'm gonna go and get a drink for every... Do you want a drink? 207 00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:20,467 I'll get you a drink. 208 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,400 -You came? -Er, yeah, 209 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,300 I was coming anyway. 210 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,200 I'm here with my friends from the support group. 211 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,567 Yeah. Right. 212 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,167 Yeah, obviously. 213 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,867 Erm... Well, er... 214 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,567 So have a good night. 215 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,467 ABBY: Hiya. 216 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,767 Hi, I'm Abby, the birthday girl. 217 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,733 DARK RUDY: All right. 218 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:01,900 -All right. -Hiya. 219 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:05,167 This is, erm, Helen. (CHUCKLES) 220 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,567 So, you're Rudy One. 221 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:09,167 Rudy. It's just Rudy. 222 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,500 It should be a good night. Eh? 223 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:13,833 I doubt it, dude. 224 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,700 We don't usually throw parties. 225 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:19,067 Long story short, we shat ourselves on a bouncy castle. 226 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,400 It got a bit messy, do you remember? 227 00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:21,800 Mum and dad lost the deposit. 228 00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,933 I'm sure he'll tell you all about it, won't you, mate? 229 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,267 (LOW) It wasn't that bad. 230 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,933 I forgot to say happy birthday. 231 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:30,267 Did you? 232 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,700 -Oh, come on. -(KISSES) 233 00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:33,333 (CHUCKLES) 234 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,133 I'm, er... 235 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:37,300 I'm just going to go and see if any of the others are here, all right? 236 00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:38,733 -Mmm-hmm. -Yeah? 237 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,700 Oi. 238 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,167 You know, this is your fucking fault, this is, eh. 239 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,367 You're just filling his head with all these big ideas. 240 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,200 He's going off being his own person, doing his own fucking thing. 241 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,833 Do you know what you're doing? 242 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:53,433 You're trying to split up the band. 243 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:56,567 Me and him are the fucking Beatles, mate, 244 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,433 and you're just that yodelling Chinese woman. 245 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,933 -Yoko Ono? -Yeah. 246 00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:03,533 -She's Japanese. -Is she? 247 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,400 Yeah, well, when it all goes friggin' tits up, it'll be me 248 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:10,067 that he comes running back to, won't it, with his tiny little penis between his legs. 249 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:12,567 Look, we're together, 250 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:17,600 and if you can't deal with that, then I guess you'll just have to go fuck yourself. 251 00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:19,267 -Oh, you fucking... -DARK RUDY: I can't find... 252 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,600 Here he is. 253 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,433 I can't... I can't find 'em. 254 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:27,067 -I'll help you find them. See you later, Rudy One. -See you in a bit. 255 00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:30,300 Fuck's sake. 256 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:35,433 He's, he's, he's leaving me. 257 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:38,667 And I mean for good this time. He wants to be with Helen. 258 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,300 It's like leaving home, innit? It was always going to happen one day. 259 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:49,900 Do you know what is a really good cure for a bad mood? 260 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,267 No. 261 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,800 Magic beans. 262 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,600 Ooh, see? I feel better already. 263 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,067 (SNIFFLES) Mmm. 264 00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:01,700 No, maybe I'll have it laters. 265 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,333 No. (INHALES) 266 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,167 Look... 267 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,700 I do get it. 268 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:17,067 You're scared because he's going and you don't want to be on your own, do you? 269 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,267 (MUFFLED) No. 270 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,967 You're not going to be on your own. 271 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,633 Do you know why? 272 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,467 -Because I got you? -Yes. 273 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,833 It's because you've got me, you miserable prick. 274 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,233 (CHUCKLES) 275 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,300 Oh, shit! That's not how it looks, Finn, 276 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,500 'cause... (STUTTERS) 277 00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:44,500 It is, actually. It's exactly how it looked, and I'm sorry, dude, 278 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,500 'cause I've been trying to... Finn! Finn! 279 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,267 Sorry, mate. 280 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,067 No worries, mate. 281 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,433 HELEN: I don't think they're coming. 282 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,967 -They said they'd be here. -Well, if they can't 283 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,467 even be bothered to show up on time, they can both fuck off! 284 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,800 (SCOFFS) Nice. 285 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,167 Who are you? 286 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,867 I'm the one you just told to fuck off. 287 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:19,100 -Who are you? -This, this is Helen. 288 00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:21,200 She's the one I was telling you about. 289 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,167 Congratulations, mate. She's a charmer. 290 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,800 Oh, just... We're just waiting on Karen now. 291 00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,867 She'll be here in a minute, running a bit late. 292 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,233 I'm here. 293 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,967 Oh, my God, have you been spying on us? 294 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,433 No, I just... I got here early. 295 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,733 I didn't want people to see me hanging around on my own. 296 00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:41,400 What did she say? 297 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,300 I wasn't spying on you. 298 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:44,567 I can't understand what she's saying. 299 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,500 She said she wasn't spying on you. 300 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,933 DARK RUDY: Er, Karen, 301 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,067 do you want to tell them about your power? 302 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,100 I can blend in to my surroundings. 303 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,267 Hide in plain sight. 304 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,733 We're going to have to sort out some subtitles or something 305 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,600 -because I can't hear a word of it. -Let's... 306 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,833 Come on, let's go and have a... Let's go and have a drink, guys? 307 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,233 Do you want a drink? Come on, Karen. 308 00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,967 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 309 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,800 You fucking lied to me! 310 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:22,200 Dude, I didn't, man. Technically, that's inaccurate, 311 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,433 because I fucking... I fucking offered to buy you a Bounty bar for, God's sake. 312 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,400 I was telling you the truth. You just... You didn't believe me, Finn. 313 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,200 And do you know why? 314 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,967 Because I didn't think you'd do that to me. 315 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,433 Come on, man, don't be like that. Come to Uncle Rudy for a bit. 316 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,900 Don't think that you can just laugh it off! 317 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,067 Fuck me over and then make a joke out of it! 318 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,167 You know what, 319 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,667 I know you probably won't give a shit 320 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,900 because you've got Jess now, 321 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,800 but as far as friendship goes, 322 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,733 you and me, 323 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,967 we're finished. 324 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,067 Enjoy the fucking the party! 325 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,500 Finn? 326 00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,600 Fuck! 327 00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,433 -(THUD) -For fuck's sake! 328 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,700 (SIGHS) 329 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,400 Relax, I am not following you. 330 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,833 I just came to get some air. 331 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,500 Is that all right? 332 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,067 Be my guest. 333 00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,333 Sorry, about the other day. 334 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:25,833 It's just, this year has been a fucking nightmare. 335 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,433 The power thing. 336 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,533 I had to stop seeing my dad. 337 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,700 He just couldn't stop staring at them. 338 00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,700 Oh, shit, mate. 339 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:37,933 I didn't even think about that. 340 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:42,333 Nobody needs their dad staring at their tits, do they? 341 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,067 No. 342 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,367 Do you want to go and get a drink? 343 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,600 What kind of a drink? 344 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:56,867 Like a date-drink or a drink-drink? 345 00:17:57,067 --> 00:18:00,533 Well, I was just thinking, a drink with alcohol in. 346 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,133 All right. 347 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,800 -But it isn't a date. -Right, fine. It's not a date. 348 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:11,433 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 349 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:27,867 Rudy One or Rudy Two? 350 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,700 It's Rudy! It's just Rudy! 351 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,533 I'm Ghostbusters, he's Ghostbusters 2. 352 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:36,067 And everybody knows Ghostbusters 2 was a right piece of shit. 353 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,467 I quite liked it. 354 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,700 You fucking would, wouldn't you? 355 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:43,100 You know ecstasy reverses your power? 356 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,567 Whatever your power is, it makes it do the opposite. 357 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,333 (BLOWS) 358 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,200 That's a good fact. 359 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,433 All right, "Stay off the pills, stick to the friggin' heroin then." 360 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,333 Oh, fuck, Jess! 361 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:08,667 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 362 00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:22,667 Abby! Abby! Have you seen Jess? 363 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,600 -No. -Fuck! 364 00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,133 Have you taken your pill? 365 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,867 No, I was gonna have it with a bit of cake later. 366 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,100 Look, do not take the friggin pill, 367 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,367 it will reverse all your powers. 368 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,933 Cake? Fuckin' cake? 369 00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:45,600 (GASPING) 370 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:49,767 What the fuck? 371 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,300 I can't see. 372 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,233 I can't fucking see... 373 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,233 Rudy? 374 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,333 Some... Someone! 375 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:10,667 My mate, he got turned into an agent of Satan 376 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,367 and I had to fuck him in the arse. 377 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,767 (CHUCKLES) Oh! Nice. 378 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,367 Yeah. 379 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,700 Oh, and I almost, almost shagged a tortoise once. 380 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,133 So, you do draw the line at shagging animals? 381 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,067 Good to know. 382 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,800 Er, so, are you... 383 00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:32,133 Are you seeing anyone, at the moment? 384 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:33,967 Or? 385 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,200 Well, when I had my power, 386 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:41,800 it was kind of hard to tell the good guys from the wankers. 387 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,633 And there have been a lot of wankers. 388 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:45,900 Yeah. 389 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,567 Problem? 390 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,933 (CHUCKLES) Oh, God. 391 00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:05,433 Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 392 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:09,967 Er, it's just, now that I know I'm not supposed to look at them, 393 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,433 all I want to do is look at them. 394 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:14,333 You know, when you see a dead cat in the road 395 00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,233 and you don't want to look at it, but then the more you try to stop yourself, 396 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,167 the more that you just can't help it. 397 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:23,967 Okay. Well, erm, how about I give you one free look then, 398 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,333 seeing as you took my power? 399 00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:28,267 That would... That would be great. 400 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,300 -Happy now? -Awesome. 401 00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:36,733 -So, shall I compliment them? -Let's leave the tits, shall we? 402 00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:38,900 -Same again. -Mmm-hmm. 403 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,300 (SIGHS) 404 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,933 -(WHIMPERING) -RUDY: Jess? Jess! 405 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,133 Shit! 406 00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:01,300 Jess, you all right? I'm right here. 407 00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:02,967 -I'm here, I'm here. -(GASPING) 408 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,933 -Fucking hell. -My God, what's happening? I can't see. 409 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,233 It's the fucking pill's reversed your power. 410 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,933 Hang on. Oh, Christ. 411 00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:11,200 Am I fucking blind? 412 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,233 No, no, no, you're not. You're not blind. 413 00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,967 You just gotta wait for it to wear off. Just sit tight and wait for it to wear off. 414 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,067 Please don't leave me! 415 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,400 I'm not going to leave you. 416 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:26,567 Next time I see someone collecting for blind people, 417 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,533 I'm giving them a fiver because being blind is fucking boring. 418 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,800 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 419 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,367 Oh, God. 420 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,500 (SHUSHING) 421 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,433 You. 422 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,100 I've got something for you. 423 00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:43,500 I knitted you a jumper. 424 00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:46,333 Brilliant. Absolutely... That's fantastic! 425 00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:48,067 Because that's the one thing this party's missing, 426 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,167 is a bespoke piece of chunky knitwear. 427 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,433 What a relief. 428 00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:53,600 You two have a nice night. 429 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,200 JESS: What is it? 430 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,667 Don't listen to that fucking woman. Give it here. 431 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,867 It's a bloody future jumper. 432 00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:03,367 What's on it? 433 00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:12,833 -My goodness, honest to God... -What? 434 00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,567 You'll never believe this. 435 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,200 -I fucking... -What? 436 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,900 We are... We are get... We are having a... 437 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:22,667 We're having... We're getting a hamster! We're getting a hamster! 438 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,167 -A hamster? -Yeah. 439 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,067 We're getting a fucking... He's an absolute belter. 440 00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:28,067 I can see him right now, how cute, wonderful. 441 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,067 -I hate hamsters. -Well, it's on the jumper. 442 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,567 It's on the fucking jumper, so it's definitely going to happen now, 443 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,767 -ain't it, for fuck's sake? -What's wrong with you? 444 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:37,700 Nothing, Jess. Honestly, I am absa made up! 445 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,367 I'm bloody made up. 446 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,900 I'm just going to go and get a drink. Do you want a drink? 447 00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:42,067 I'm gonna get a drink. Just wait there, I'll be back... 448 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,700 Don't you leave me! 449 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:44,967 Rudy? 450 00:23:47,767 --> 00:23:49,400 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 451 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,167 FINN: What are you doing? 452 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,133 Waiting for Mark to come up on his pill. 453 00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:01,933 You gave ecstasy to a turtle? 454 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,100 I gave ecstasy to a tortoise. Yeah. 455 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,800 You know, this really is the worst party ever. 456 00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,467 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 457 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,767 So, why don't you wanna dance? 458 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,400 It's not really my thing. 459 00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:19,667 -Really? -I'm not much of a mover or a shaker. 460 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,733 Hey, I was looking for you. 461 00:24:22,867 --> 00:24:26,433 I, I just wanted to let you know, things are much better now. 462 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,833 Mate, that is so great. 463 00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:31,433 Seriously, man. 464 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:33,700 I'll see you later. 465 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,500 Do you know what? 466 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,700 Everything used to be so simple. 467 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:43,233 Like, you just meet someone and you like them, 468 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,733 and then you'd go on a date with each other. 469 00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:48,967 And then the storm happens, and everything gets fucked. 470 00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:52,333 Not that this is a date. 471 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,400 Come on. 472 00:24:56,533 --> 00:24:58,067 Where are we going? 473 00:24:58,167 --> 00:24:59,567 We're having a dance. 474 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,167 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 475 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,967 How's your night? 476 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:22,333 Yeah, pretty, pretty shit. 477 00:25:22,467 --> 00:25:25,567 I just found out that my best mate's been having sex with, 478 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,500 probably the only girl I've ever really loved. 479 00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:33,567 Women don't know what they do to us. 480 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,233 And then they ride off into the sunset with someone 481 00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:40,133 slightly less handsome than ourselves. 482 00:25:40,267 --> 00:25:42,733 I mean, Alex, yeah, he's a handsome barman. 483 00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,333 But Rudy? 484 00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:46,400 I had a girlfriend once. 485 00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:49,300 Roxy. 486 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,933 My best mate Conti stole her from me. 487 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:02,667 DARK RUDY: See, flying, 488 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,300 electricity, and that is camouflage. 489 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:08,667 You are superheroes, guys, you are! 490 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,067 Great. 491 00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:11,667 "The Jumper Posse." 492 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,267 That is such a shit name for a gang of superheroes. 493 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,933 -At least we agree on something. -Who's the guy on the roof? 494 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,867 DARK RUDY: Oh, I think that's me. (CHUCKLES) 495 00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:21,400 What is your power? 496 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,567 Because we all bring something to the table. 497 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,367 So far, you, you've just got a shit taste in jumpers. 498 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,933 Don't take the piss out of him. 499 00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:31,067 I think I'm your mentor. 500 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,067 Actually, you know, like the, erm... 501 00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:35,933 Like the talking rat on The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... 502 00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:38,067 Er, Splint, Splinter! 503 00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:41,400 What would we do if we were a gang of superheroes? 504 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,067 We'd fight crime, wouldn't ya? 505 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,633 Like muggers and rapists, and things like that. 506 00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,300 It sounds quite dangerous. 507 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:49,600 DARK RUDY: Oh. SAM: She's right. 508 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:54,667 Forget the rapists, we could focus on people who drop chewing gum. 509 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,100 Do you know what? This is bullshit! 510 00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:00,567 I don't need to be in any fucking gang. I can take care of myself. 511 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,200 Helen, don't... 512 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,333 Oh. 513 00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,167 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 514 00:27:12,567 --> 00:27:13,667 Jess? 515 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,067 Can you help me? 516 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,267 I've taken a pill and now I'm blind, and I need a piss. 517 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,900 Where's your boyfriend? 518 00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:21,967 I don't know. 519 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,700 He just fucked off and left me. 520 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,967 Trouble in paradise? 521 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:29,133 I didn't mean for you to find out like that. I am sorry. 522 00:27:29,267 --> 00:27:30,533 Just help me. 523 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,533 Is this one of those future jumpers? 524 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,700 You're having a baby? 525 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,067 What baby? 526 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,267 Great, so first you're going out with him and now you're starting a family. 527 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,200 Seriously, whose fucking idea was this party any... 528 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,533 Where are you going? 529 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:53,233 To find Rudy. 530 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,233 I'm going to fucking kill him! 531 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:01,467 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 532 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,400 Hey, we have got a fucking major problem. 533 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:15,167 This jumper thing. Jess, she's having a baby. 534 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:16,467 -We're going to be a dad... -Not right now, 535 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,900 I'm looking for Helen. 536 00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:21,300 No, you fuck Helen, man. I need you, bro. 537 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,867 You just can't stand it, can you, because I'm happy? 538 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,567 (GROANING) 539 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,200 (CHUCKLES) 540 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,433 It's just a jumper. 541 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:00,767 Forget about it. 542 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:03,133 It wasn't just a jumper, to me, though. 543 00:29:03,267 --> 00:29:04,500 It was my... 544 00:29:04,633 --> 00:29:07,333 My thing and my friends, and my gang. 545 00:29:07,467 --> 00:29:09,367 Just for once. 546 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,867 Honestly, for once, I just wanted to be a part of something 547 00:29:12,067 --> 00:29:13,567 that wasn't all about him. 548 00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:19,533 I'm not with you because it says so on some fucking jumper. 549 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:24,500 I'm with you because I like you. 550 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,633 So? 551 00:29:30,767 --> 00:29:32,067 You ready for your birthday present? 552 00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:34,067 Yeah. 553 00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:44,267 I am going to fuck you until you beg me to stop. 554 00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:46,800 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 555 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:41,867 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 556 00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:48,833 I never could trust you, Roxy. 557 00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:51,267 What the fuck are you doing? Get out! 558 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,933 -Tim... -You think you can just ride away into the sunset? 559 00:30:54,067 --> 00:30:55,100 Tim? 560 00:30:55,233 --> 00:30:57,067 You broke my heart, Roxy. 561 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,367 Tim? It's me. It's Rudy Two. 562 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,633 I know who you are. 563 00:31:01,767 --> 00:31:03,267 You're Conti. 564 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,433 -You stole my woman. -No, I didn't. 565 00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:06,967 Tim, this isn't real. 566 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,867 It's the game world. You just snap your band. 567 00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,600 Tim, where's your band, mate? 568 00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:13,333 You can't not have your band with you! You... 569 00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:15,233 -No, no, no, no! Tim... -(COCKS GUN) 570 00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:17,733 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shoot you both down. 571 00:31:17,867 --> 00:31:19,100 Please, don't... 572 00:31:21,067 --> 00:31:22,433 (PIERCING SOUND) 573 00:31:36,567 --> 00:31:37,800 (SHUDDERING) 574 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,933 (RUDY GROANING) 575 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,700 (GROANING) 576 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,467 DARK RUDY: What... 577 00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:52,200 Is he dead? 578 00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:55,067 He's dead. 579 00:31:56,467 --> 00:31:58,533 What? 580 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,100 I've thought about you lots. I can't believe you're really here. 581 00:32:03,267 --> 00:32:04,833 It feels strange. 582 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,100 It feels great. 583 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,600 What about when the pill wears off? 584 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,367 We'll sort something out. 585 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,800 I, I get so lonely when you're out on the estate 586 00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:27,433 and I'm just in my shell, waiting for you. 587 00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:31,167 We'll buy a big bag of pills. 588 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,933 I'll get Alex to shag you. 589 00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:36,133 I won't let you go back in there. 590 00:32:44,767 --> 00:32:46,300 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 591 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,867 Is there somewhere we can go? 592 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,133 (GIGGLING) 593 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,833 (GASPING) 594 00:34:07,267 --> 00:34:08,267 (GRUNTING) 595 00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:19,433 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 596 00:34:24,067 --> 00:34:26,567 What the fuck was that? 597 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:27,967 I thought I'd already taken your power. 598 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,833 Have, have you got two powers? 599 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,400 I feel a bit... I feel a bit weird. 600 00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:34,067 Can you get me a glass of water? 601 00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:36,067 Yeah. Yeah. Sure, yeah. 602 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,967 Just wait here a minute. 603 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,533 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 604 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,267 They've run out of spring rolls. 605 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,500 In case you're wondering. 606 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:51,233 I wasn't wondering, actually. 607 00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:54,300 Ooh, fucking hell, don't take your pill neither, dude. 608 00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:58,567 Dude, it reverses your power. Don't take it. 609 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,367 What do you mean it reverses them? Reverses them like what? 610 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:16,267 And I shagged all my powers into her. 611 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,400 What do you mean all your powers'? 612 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,100 I mean, all of them. 613 00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:22,333 I mean, the power to cause accidents. 614 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:26,167 Turning things inside out, the hypnotic tits, the devil thing. 615 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,467 RUDY: Guys! Guys! 616 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,800 Have you seen Jess? I can't find her. 617 00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:31,300 Well, maybe you shouldn't have left her. 618 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:33,367 Mate! Not now, Finlay. 619 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,267 For fuck's sake, man, we're gonna have to split up. 620 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,600 Come on. 621 00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:41,067 Rudy? 622 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:09,067 (SPEAKING LATIN) 623 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,233 SARAH: Hello, Alex. 624 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:29,200 Whatever you do, do not look at her tits! 625 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,767 Guys? 626 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,400 You're kidding me, aren't ya? For fucks sake! 627 00:36:34,533 --> 00:36:35,967 Look at you. 628 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:39,233 Men, you're all so pathetic. 629 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,067 And now... (SMACKS LIPS) 630 00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:43,567 -You're mine. -Ah. 631 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:49,200 I'm going to make every guy on the estate kneel before me. 632 00:36:51,267 --> 00:36:54,300 (SPEAKING LATIN) 633 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,567 -JESS: Help me, please. -(SIGHS) 634 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,200 Please help me. 635 00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:14,600 (SOFTLY) Jess? 636 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:15,833 Alex? 637 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,100 Jess, it's me. 638 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:18,600 (GRUNTING) 639 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,067 RUDY: Go! Go and get him! 640 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,500 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 641 00:37:51,967 --> 00:37:55,200 So this is what you're doing while I'm in your locker eating lettuce? 642 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:56,833 (CHUCKLES) More or less. 643 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,800 No, let's check the... 644 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:07,333 Don't listen to her Latin, don't look at her tits. 645 00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:11,200 Your devil tits don't work on me. I'm a girl. 646 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:15,067 Guess I'm just gonna have to turn your boyfriend inside out then. 647 00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:16,600 -(BONES CRUNCHING) -(GROANING) 648 00:38:18,767 --> 00:38:20,200 (SCREAMING) 649 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,500 Now, I've got your full attention. 650 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,633 (SPEAKS LATIN) 651 00:38:56,733 --> 00:38:57,833 (DOOR CLOSING) 652 00:39:09,967 --> 00:39:12,100 ALEX: So this has been a pretty weird date. 653 00:39:16,267 --> 00:39:17,933 Not that it's a date. 654 00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:19,600 (DOOR OPENING) 655 00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:23,433 SARAH: Leave him. He's mine. 656 00:39:25,067 --> 00:39:26,300 What's the matter, Alex? 657 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,700 Don't you trust yourself? 658 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,400 What's going to happen if you 659 00:39:33,067 --> 00:39:34,533 have a little look? 660 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,267 It's a just pair of tits. 661 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,700 (INHALES) 662 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:42,600 And you're one of the good guys, remember? 663 00:39:42,733 --> 00:39:46,633 You're not some weak, pathetic animal 664 00:39:46,767 --> 00:39:49,100 who's ruled by his urges. 665 00:39:52,067 --> 00:39:53,900 There was a girl I used to know. 666 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:55,967 Emma. 667 00:39:57,933 --> 00:39:59,567 She was like you. 668 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,667 She was a good person who just got the wrong power. 669 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:12,433 She was accident-prone. 670 00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:16,267 It wasn't her fault. It's just... 671 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,700 Bad things used to happen to her. 672 00:40:22,933 --> 00:40:25,567 I'm so sorry, Sarah. 673 00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:31,133 You didn't deserve any of this. 674 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,733 Oh. I get it. 675 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:39,433 I'm supposed to slip on the banana skin. 676 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,000 Any other bright ideas? 677 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,033 (GASPING) 678 00:40:51,467 --> 00:40:52,667 (CHAIN CLANKING) 679 00:41:28,233 --> 00:41:30,367 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 680 00:41:32,433 --> 00:41:34,167 Where the fuck have you been? 681 00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:41,767 So, is that what's gonna happen if we do have a baby? 682 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,633 You're just going to disappear and leave me to fend for myself? 683 00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,200 Fucking hell, I don't know. 684 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,433 -You don't know? -No! 685 00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:53,600 (CHUCKLES) That's great. That is very reassuring. 686 00:41:53,733 --> 00:41:55,633 Honestly, if you want someone who's 687 00:41:55,767 --> 00:41:57,667 going to be a good dad and look after this fucking baby, 688 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,133 then you've got the wrong Rudy. 689 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,067 Because I'm the shit one, or don't you remember that? 690 00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:02,200 What are you saying? 691 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,267 I'm saying it's too fucking much, man. 692 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,133 I can't... I just can't handle it. 693 00:42:06,267 --> 00:42:07,433 I'm sorry. 694 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,300 Fuck you! 695 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,067 You fucking coward! 696 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,367 What the fuck have we done? 697 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,700 Look, look, Tim was out of control. 698 00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:47,900 And we have done the right thing. 699 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,233 It's the jumper, 700 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:52,400 and it's started, and still, none of you believe me. 701 00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,933 But this is... This is our destiny. 702 00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,467 Come on. 703 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:02,733 Why not? 704 00:43:26,933 --> 00:43:28,067 We're getting a better name. 705 00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:31,267 (CHUCKLES) We're going to be unstoppable. 706 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,967 DARK RUDY: It's your super hero layer. 707 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:40,567 They're your costumes. 708 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,500 It's your secret identity. 709 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,733 Let's do some good. 710 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,767 Are you gonna pick that up? 711 00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:50,967 (MAN SCREAMING) 712 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:55,767 Today is the last day of your community service. 713 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,067 GREG: This is as good as it gets for you. 714 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,467 Oh, my God! That is... That's a man flying! 715 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,667 (GRUNTING) 716 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,167 I loved you! 717 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,400 I'm sorry. 718 00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:10,500 I, I've made a terrible error of judgement. 719 00:44:11,567 --> 00:44:13,333 They tried to kill me! 720 00:44:13,467 --> 00:44:16,133 RUDY: Well, they chose the wrong day to do that, Finlay. 721 00:44:16,267 --> 00:44:17,433 They're coming. 722 00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:19,133 I suppose you better kill them.